John Scott is an Asshole....WAHH

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John Scott is an asshole...bold, I know.

After all, this is the guy that stole everyone's hearts and made the NHL All-star game watchable for the first time in 20 years.

But guess what? He's a dick.

The lumbering fuckweasel is making the headlines for some comments about PK Subban. Scott called Subban a 'piece of garbage.' He isn't, of course, but John Scott is. Also, he's one of the biggest pieces of garbage in the league. What a dick.

This guy, somehow, played almost 300 games in the NHL and put up a whopping 11 points. That's a stat that means he was there for something else. Well, seeing as he can't skate, pass or shoot the puck, he must be tough. Tough is as tough does. Jesus.

544 PIMs. Nice work John, you're a credit to your team.

This guy was suspended for trying to kill Loui Eriksson, and Tim Jackman. Oh, and he jumped Phil Kessel....yeah.

Phil Kessel has more talent than Scott's entire family tree could hope for combined.

PK Subban is a piece of garbage.

Or he's black and Scott's just an ignorant, racist, pile of shit. Whatever though, he can sign off of his ghost-written Player's Tribune article as an NHL All-Star, so his opinion must be valuable.

Go eat it, John Scott, you set the game back.

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